With thanks to atommickbrane:
a) Tell ME why YOU friended ME!
b) Associate MEEEE with something -- a fandom, song, color, photo, etc.
c) Tell MEEEE something YOOOU like about ME.
d) Tell me a memory you have of me.
e) Ask ME something YOU've wanted to know about ME!
f) Tell ME your favourite userpic from MY list!
g) In return, don't post this on your sodding LJ, but if you answer it here I will answer it back for you. How's that?
Oh dear, I wasn't supposed to post it here, maybe it's OK if I use this icon.