Eleanor Blair (lnr) wrote,
Eleanor Blair
lnr

Silliness

From Jac:

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?I prefer Whitby
Where have all the flowers gone?Actually after last year's dry summer they seem to have come back
Do you know the way to San Jose?No
Is there anybody out there?Yes
Is there life on Mars?Given how sad I was when I though Spirit rover had died, I guess that's a sort of life
Is Vic there?Nope
Do you love me, now that I can dance?I'd love you even if you couldn't
Do you wanna dance?Yes, Siouxsie is playing
Is that what it was?Nope
I beg your pardon?Not necessary
What would you do if I sang out of tune?Wince
Do you like green eggs and ham?Not desperately. Unless it's just food colouring
What is love, anyway?complicated
How many roads must a man walk down, before they can call him a man?some, or none
Who will love a little sparrow?Me
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?Probably not
Have I the right?which right?
What's love got to do with it?Nothing, or everything, or something in between
Can I get a witness?If you ask nicely
Who will buy this wonderful morning?What does it cost?
Why are we waiting?antici ......................................................... pating
Are we there yet?about half an hour
Can I have a drink of water?Yes
Tommy Thumb, where are you?Dunno
Are you my mother?Probably not (nice book though)
Who's been sleeping in my bed?you, imc, toby?
Who's that trip-trapping across my bridge?a troll!
Are you happy with your wash?Yes, more so if someone else did it though
Tense, nervous, headache?Nope
What's a ftoompsch?dunno
Car 54, where are you?I'm still looking for 15
Does she or doesn't she?Oh she does
Does you does or does you don't take Access?Mastercard, please
Why are we here?bored?
Are you over 55?No
Worried about your retirement income?Have you been watching too much daytime telly?
Hello John, got a new motor?Nope
Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?Eaten by a bigger one?
Do you expect me to talk?No Mrs Collier, I expect you to die *mwahhahahaha*
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?No, but I'd love to give it a try
What is truth?Beauty
Jamaica?Tequila?
It is. Are you?Oh yes.
Is there anyone in from Tarporley?No
How much is that doggy in the window?Tuppence ha'penny
Were you ever in Quebec, stowing timbers on a deck?No
Have you seen your mother, baby, standing in the shadows?Not recently
Does your mother know that you're out?Oh yes, and she only disapproves a bit
Where's your mama gone?Heading here tomorrow
How does he smell?Terrible
What have you had in your hand?Wouldn't you like to know
What has it got in its pocketses?disintegrated tissue fluff

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From Nattie, via Jac:

If you were to be forced to take an in-depth literature class on a single author of fiction, who would you choose?Austen too probably
Same thing, but this time you have to pick a poet.Spike Milligan. I'm a philistine when it comes to poetry
I'm really convinced that god loves me. Do you agree?That god loves you? Maybe. I don't believe in god myself.
Fujis, galas, granny smiths, or pink ladies?Don't much like apples. Coxes maybe.
I'm thinking of moving overseas. Will you come with me?Depends where
You have to go to the county fair in either just your shoes or just your underpants. Which?pants. I like wandering round in no shoes.
Is there really such a thing as a "slut"?I don't really think so
Favorite German philosopher? Why?Um, none
Let's go somewhere together. Where shall we go?Punting
How often do you wash your sheets?Not often enough
I can't go to sleep with dirty dishes in the sink. What do you think of that?bit weird. Put them on the side?
So, what's your weird thing, then?Do I have to pick just one?
I would like to give you a present. What would you want me to give you?Flowers, or a kiss
If I told you that there is one thing about you that I find very attractive, what would you guess that it is?smile?
Do you think you look better with your clothes on or your clothes off?Probably clothes on, provided they fit
When was the last time you were so nervous you almost hyperventillated and/or hurled?I've had a couple of slightly nervous days lately, in a good way.
If I told you that there's one thing about you I admire, what would you guess it is?Can't think of anything
I don't want to have my wisdom teeth out. Is it going to hurt much?Dunno, mine are thankfully behaving
Do you have parents? What's something good about them?Yes. They have great taste in music.
I just want some music that is kind of low and slinky and sultry. Any ideas?Can't think of any right now
What's something about you that I don't already know?I used to sing for my college choir, but wasn't very good

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I might write one of my own at some point

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