No wonder none of my size 12 and 14 clothes fit. By the tape measure and all the size charts I've been able to find for UK clothes my hips are a size 16-18. Worse my waist's a size 20-22 and my bust is 22-24. WTF?! (44, 37, 46 inches respectively). Wondering if I've had the tape measure wonky now. Though IME that usually results in smaller numbers not bigger.